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Far Cough 7:18 Tue May 22
Skerritt goes on a school trip to the Science Museum

This will have you laughing your bollocks off, it's on Twitter just Google his real name and then look for Twitter, those of you who watched the Apprentice, will know his name, just in case he don't want his name posted on here.

Dan M 6:10 Fri May 25
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I met up with Simon this morning for coffee and Star Wars. Despite the very odd week he's very well and sends his love.

Dr Moose 11:44 Fri May 25
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jfk,

Was it your kid's class that went on the trip for you to be so agitated by the story? Your daughter may not be like what he described, but there are a lot of the little darlings who are just as he described.

White Pony 1:04 Fri May 25
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TWITTER

jfk 12:40 Fri May 25
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As funny as some might assume.My youngest daughter isn't anything like he describes.
The bloke wants to make a name for himself(the apprentice,and a Tommy Walsh garden up).
The bloke can fuck off .

jfk 12:27 Fri May 25
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I don't know this skerritt type fella,altough I would suggest this bloke has fabricated a load of bollocks for he's own stardom.
He's from what I've read has come over to me as a fella who craves attention.
Knob.

Mike Oxsaw 7:44 Thu May 24
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Northern Sold 9:29 Thu May 24

I didn't notice it in the Independent. I guess they're having trouble putting an anti-Brexit spin on it...

Far Cough 11:28 Thu May 24
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terry-h, yeah I think he was on that and the Apprentice

ribs 11:24 Thu May 24
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It was very funny made up or not.

angryprumphs 9:49 Thu May 24
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collyrob 9:26 Thu May 24

I have had two teacher mates of mine post the story on FB this morning.

terry-h 9:49 Thu May 24
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Was I wrong about Skerritt being on a Tommy Walsh diy prog years back? Could have been Channel 5. Walsh said something about one of his guests being a fellow West Ham fan. Years ago now so my memory might be playing up.

collyrob 9:36 Thu May 24
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Is it really? FOMB.

Maybe I was expecting more from the HYPE on here. But I think I got one little chuckle from it.

Northern Sold 9:29 Thu May 24
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Its in every national paper Colly.... Is that all down to the power of WHO then?

collyrob 9:26 Thu May 24
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Definitely been overhyped because some of you know him.

Hasans Fish Bar RIP 12:50 Thu May 24
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As someone mentioned earlier in bet he made none of this up whatsoever. Just damage limitation in the face of pressure from the school and the snowflake parents

Having met skerritt he doesn’t need to make shit up. ‘Fuckery’ seems to follow him around

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve read on twatter for a while

Mike Oxsaw 12:43 Thu May 24
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Touch of the Bob Newhart's about it, 21st centurt stylee, but funny as fuck.

B+ Would read again.

Mart O 12:43 Thu May 24
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Hehehe...what was the expression back in the day...'self promoting shitcunt' ?

Nurse Ratched 12:36 Thu May 24
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Skerrit has even made Guido's site.

East Auckland Hammer 12:31 Thu May 24
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I didn't truly appreciate quite how pathetic and petty (and thick) a lot of social media users really are until last week, so him being hammered for it isn't really a surprise.

There was a video on a FB site the other day about Greg Inglis being racially abused earlier this season and one guy posted in the comments something along the lines of "I reckon anybody should be allowed to open their mouths and say whatever they want. People are too soft these days".

So I called him a fat, four-eyed, racist retard.

He complained to my work and I got invited to a meeting with HR.

Obviously my employer is no longer showing on my profile.

terry-h 12:19 Thu May 24
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I seem to remember Skerritt appearing on a diy programme presented by West Ham fan Tommy Walsh.

Am I right or have I dreamt this up? Probably about 10 years ago I think.

yngwies Cat 7:55 Wed May 23
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Ha ha read it a few days back its quality. Was Ear pissing myself love theFlorin Răducioiu reference.

factory seconds 7:29 Wed May 23
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quite enjoyed his bit, but fully endorse all those who make reaction gifs of themselves being hounded off of social media.

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